2006

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Contents 1 Timeline 1.1 January 1.2 February 1.3 March 1.4 April 1.5 May 1.6 June 1.7 July 1.8 August 1.9 September 1.10 October 1.11 November 1.12 December

Timeline

January

February

March

April

May

• May 8th - Lewda stops smoking permanently. Blow smoke in her face for her birthday.
• May 17th - Lord Zmolik announces that after 29 years of stating that he is completely unsusceptible to poision ivy he must recant his claims. He gets poision ivy and must cancel all plans of getting "I can't get poison ivy, I'm not a pussy like you" tattooed in old English script on the back of his head.[1]

June

July

August

• August 19th - Lord Zmolik gets a black eye.[2]
• August 27th - Lord Zmolik begins selling tacos to the public with a black eye. [3]

September

• September 14th - Bingham, Lord Zmolik, and The Captain attend a Tool concert at American Airlines Center in Dallas, Texas. Shitty knuckleheads from far and wide join them.

October

• October 31st - Lord Zmolik officially informs young ladies everywhere that they are not models.[4]

November

December

• December 3rd - Bingham receives a new tattoo at Elm Street Tattoo in Deep Ellum as The Leader looks on in shear delight. Tattoos are safe.