Amanda
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Amanda is a model and all around great girl. She has only spewed 2/3rds of a beer across an entire table one time - and even that was an accident.
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History
As many as 13 different hospitals are known to claim to have hosted her birth. Amanda grew up in Denver, Colorado. By the age of 9 she had the entire city of Denver and 11 neighboring communities bringing her french fries on an hourly basis. It was this type of power that allowed her to begin creating tiny soulless henchmen out of little more than dirt and bacon grease. She was first introduced to us in 1998 in Deep Ellum at Insomnia. She has been around ever since.
Fun Facts
- Amanda is not a wild fan of hairy-backed men.
- Amanda is quite social, yet not a sociopath.
- Observes a strict "don't ask - don't tell" policy when it comes to dismembered humans in the freezer.
- Created the most advanced articial heart known to exist. She donated it to a lunch lady.
- Whole-heartedly believes that O.J. did it.
- Got her first tattoo on Friday, October 13th 2006.
- Had a roommate who deliberately took a shit in the floor of his bedroom. Much more chaos then ensued.
- Purchases one beer at a time.
- Can draw 25 times better if there are cats screeching bloody murder to the tune of "This Magic Moment".
- Before introducing herself by name to any new acquaintance she will request a 100 word essay on your favorite serial killer including a list of 15 reasons why.
Creations
Amanda is known worldwide for creating such widely differing inventions as skirts out of neckties, custom Siouxsie Sioux purses, and the first artificial heart powered by cream gravy.
