Mike

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Mike, a.k.a. Nugai, a.k.a. Reverend Mangler, a.k.a. Dan is best known for being the first person in history to express an interest in becoming the world's first living tortilla.

Personal Life

Mike was wed to Linz on September 3rd, 2005. He has three children: Robyn, Charley, and Elby.

Your Own Personal Shorty

In the mid 1990's The Captain started noticing that the magician Shorty was present everywhere The Captain went, including Denny's, Town East Mall, and Insomnia. After a while Mike started experiencing the same phenomenon with a scary homeless looking guy thus leading to the idea that this man was Mike's "Shorty'. One day The Captain said, "Wouldn't it be weird if I just went home and Shorty was in my bed?" To which Mike responded, "Dude, if you go home and Shorty's in your bed - I'M NOT GOING HOME."

Fun Facts

• Mike and The Captain frequently engaged in fist fights in the mid 1990's. This always took place in a yard.
• For a time Mike spelled his name "blygt".
• Along with The Captain, Mike was a frequent occupant of The Penalty Box.
• During late night visits to Albertsons circa 1997 Mike would kick and knock over large amounts of merchandise.
• As a teenager there was a table on the porch in Mike's back yard that would randomly phase in and out of our universe. This led to the internationally recognizable catch phrase "Don't sit on that table - there's no telling where you'll end up!"
• Once on a trip to Cafe Brazil The Captain told Mike he could order anything he wanted. So Mike searched the whole menu looking for the cheapest item which turned out to be espresso. The Captain got his food and Mike got his espresso. The food looked better than the espresso so The Captain told Mike he should have ordered the same thing. Mike did. Later that night Mike awoke The Captain saying that he had "Thrown up everywhere." The Captain, worried, asked, "Where?" Mike responded, "In the bathroom." The Captain thought this couldn't be too bad because at least there is not carpet in there. "Where in the bathroom?" "In the toilet." The Captain was wondering how this could be described as everywhere, asked Mike to flush the toilet, and promptly went back to sleep.