Denny's
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Denny's (Mesquite) is a breakfast establishment that was considered "home base" by many Espionage Enterprises members from the mid-90's through the early 2000's. Denny's was world renowned for having an "anything goes" attitude towards its customers.
The GM "Momma" was thrilled by the constant presence of "members", as they would run off a vast majority of unwanted customers. Espionage Enterprises was, in effect, the Mafia of Denny's.
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Notable Moments in Denny's History
In Late 1998, Ben and Charley came in fucked up on heroin. They were sitting at a booth with Zmolik and Bingham. Charley passed out repeatedly at the table, then went to the bathroom. Right in front of the front door, Charley decided it was "nap time". Bingham saw this, and upon noticing that Charley wasn't going to wake up, muttered to Ben, "I think you need to go pick Charley up off the floor".
In a fight with a group of Born-Again-Christians, The Captain repeatedly screams at one of them, "OOOh, you're a tough guy? You're such a tough guy, do you suck your own dick, tough guy?" Prompting the Christian to threaten to break a ketchup bottle over Kevin's head.
Josh was repeatedly told that he had to wear shoes (hence the connection to "shoeless") when he frequented Denny's and absolutely refused to do this on most occasions. On one memorable day he came in without shoes and argued that there was absolutely no reason that he should have to wear them as his feet were then tough enough that there was nothing on the floor that would damage them enough for anyone to worry about a lawsuit. After repeatedly being told to go and put some shoes on, he finally was fed up (this was also due to having the waitress call a district manager to threaten a "permanent ban") so he removed his pants and continued to sit in the store. Eventually police were threatened and his pants were replaced, but he did show them how far he would go to show the chromosomally challenged at Denny's that their retard behavior was not appreciated.
On many occasions, the rude waitstaff would return to the table to find it deserted with all the normal table ornaments unable to be moved. This was due to the cyanoacrylate that some of Espionage Enterprises members would have freebased and placed all over everything in sight. This was yet another lesson to the chromosomally challenged.
After driving to McKinney and vastly over paying for a few hits of LSD, Bingham and The Duke sat at Denny's until 7am much to the Peggy the waitress' consternation. Only once she expressed absolute irritation with their not wanting to eat anything, constant chatter and huge grins did they leave to face reaction/judgement from their roommates, Case and Kayla.
Denny's Employees
Blue -
Momma -
Peggy - Morning Waitress, your classic 50 year old waitress with few teeth and glasses that she obtained in the mid to late 70's. Peggy had no idea what went on at night, and was quite surprised and annoyed when Espionage Enterprises members were still there at 7:00AM.
Jon -
Decline of Denny's
Started with a shitbag that insisted everyone address him as Pooh.
