Dvorkina X.
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Dvorkina X. is a hired assassin.
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Early Years
Dvorkina X. was born to a Mormon family during the savings and loans crises. She attended Naaman Forest High School for W.A.S.P's.
At college she set out to study a career in ergonomic engineering but gave up when she could not get the door handle to open at her college classroom on the first day. Dvorkina X. was known for her random threats of kicking and stabbing towards people for whome she had disdain. These actions caused her to sometimes be referred to as "Flooptydoodle von Kickenstab" by The Senator and The Chancellor because of the kicking of her legs in a flooptydoddle-ish fashion as she threatened the stabbings.
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Dvorkina X. in the 21st century
Pissing people off down at the local airport for us.
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Fun Facts
- Her car is filled to the dashboard with cartons and cups (and so is her bedroom).
- Loves fart jokes.
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