Jezebel

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Jezebel
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Jezebel

Jezebel is a fascist rapist. Owning and operating a bed and breakfast in Downtown Dallas for nearly two decades, she sold the business and now resides in the windy city.

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Superhero Powers

It was discovered in the late 1900's that Jezebel does, in fact, have a super power. She has the ability to make any person sterile (unable to reproduce) with just a glance. An auto-generated email is immediately sent to the victim informing them of their new status.

Jezebel is well known as the person most likely come to your house and bogart the most comfortable spot.
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Jezebel is well known as the person most likely come to your house and bogart the most comfortable spot.
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Fun Facts

  • Jezebel does not like donkeys in her kitchen.
  • Jezebel loves Dr. Pepper, California rolls, and cuppies
  • Favorite song: "Nuthin' But a "G" Thang" - Dr. Dre
  • Jezebel is the first person The Captain ever heard utter the term "hoodie".
  • Jezebel does an excellent Tyrannosaurus Rex impression.


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External links

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