Keith
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Keith is large and in charge. He is a frequenter of the Mesquite Starbucks across from Town East Mall.
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Fun Facts
- For many years (and possibly still) he delivered The Wall Street Journal.
- Don't ever look Keith in the eye, as he will prompt you to follow him to his car, where he will make you listen to "groovy" tunes (Pearl Jam and The Who). While you are listening to said music, he will point out the "good parts" and watch you intently to gauge your interest level.
- Keith is a hippie.
- Keith knows more about airplanes than you do.
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