Pookie
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Early Years
Pookie's primary method of transportation during his later teen years was an old white BMW. This vehicle was unregistered to uninspected, which caused Pookie to adopt the driving method known as Parking lot surfing. Parking lot surfing involves is sparked by the presence of a law enforcement officer. When a police officer is spotted on the road, one must immediately pull into the nearest parking lot, park, turn off the car and exit the vehicle. Once the cop is gone, the vehicle can be re-entered and your journey continued.
The white BMW once became damaged in a subtle way without subtle results. Upon turn over the engine and putting the car in gear, the gas peddle would floor itself independently of the driver's foot and propel the car as fast as it was able to move.
Josh and Pookie once found a smack kit in the Garden Ridge parking lot in Mesquite, which Josh initially thought was a shaving kit. When it was determined that the dirty syringe, belt, modified tin drink lid and baggy with black tar residue in it was actually a smack kit, an executive decision was reached that this kit should be kept, for the purposes of proving how ridiculous it is to find a smack kit in a Garden Ridge parking lot. This kit was then kept for over a year in this very same BMW that was unregistered and uninspected, and was completely forgotten until Josh and Pookie were pulled over for doing something ridiculous in the car and then caused a near panic situation when Josh mentioned that they had a smack kit in the car and that they would probably be going to jail very shortly due to this fact.
For two rather intelligent men, Josh and Pookie are generally complete fucking idiots.
Anger and Gasoline
Coming soon.
Caffiene and Heart Muscles
In 1999, Pookie was at the local Starbucks in Mesquite when he ingested 30 shots of espresso. Actually, the 29th and 30th shots (he was drinking them two at a time) entered his body by also exited via the same opening due a convulsion. This really stupid thing to do caused Pookie to nearly die around 5 times that night, in the bathroom at Starbucks where he attempted to throw up but male pubic hairs interfered, once at Food Lion (also known as Food Ion) in the bathroom, a few times in the car on the way to Josh's, and then again while Josh played him "Butterfly" over and over on the guitar while the paramedics checked him out. At some points his eyes were vibrating back and forth so quickly that they blurred completely when you would look at him.
Several weeks later, he and his girlfriend Heather were exercising when they heard a loud banging on the door. Figuring that Heather's father had come home early, they scrambled out of bed. It was at this time that both noticed Pookie's chest was heaving with every heart beat. Pookie went back to the hospital were it was determined that he had damaged his heart from all of the caffiene, and would have to be put on blood thinners for the rest of his life.
It was later determined that Pookie had palpitated a valve in his heart, essentially causing the blood to flow backwards occasionally, and sending Pookie to the floor with a near fainting motion.
Pookie took the blood thinners for awhile, but preferred to thin his blood with 151 instead.
Fun Facts
- Pookie has broken his toe on multiple occasions due to aggressive games of Hacky Sack.
- There are some that refer to Pookie in stories as Broken Hearted Pookie
